Then I'll tell you.
Pizza Vs. Skeletons is a game for the iPhone & iTouch 4 and 3GS models. In it, you play as a giant pizza that rolls over skeletons. It seemed like the kind of game I ought to tell people about. If you would like to see this game, here is the trailer.
[link]By the way, I apologize if I made you feel uncomfortable by just up and telling you about this outta the blue. I just felt like this would be a game you would be interested in. Sure, I could just post something about it, but the only people who'd see it are my watchers. I don't dislike my watchers or anything, I would just like to reach as wide an audience as I can. That said, let me know what you think of the game, okay?